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I'm not dead yet, but ...

Today's mail included something from BlueCross BlueShield of Western New York.

It looks like they're going to change their health insurance coverage in a massive way, because all-caps bold letters right beside the envelope's address window tell me about the contents. I'm not making this up:

Health & Wellness Prevention



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May. 3rd, 2015 01:11 pm (UTC)
We can't have healthy and well people - that just won't do...
May. 3rd, 2015 02:39 pm (UTC)
A Freudian slip.

Let us know if the next envelope is marked with "Death Panel."
May. 3rd, 2015 10:24 pm (UTC)
Oh, good grief. You should send them an email and ask them WTF.
May. 4th, 2015 12:50 am (UTC)
I thought of it, but the person whose mistake it was no doubt would pin in on an underling, who would take the brunt of it.
May. 4th, 2015 06:23 pm (UTC)
Sounds like it would involve a lot of drugs and alcohol - I'm in!
May. 4th, 2015 09:45 pm (UTC)
Booze; alcohol; a diet of salty, fatty red meat; and cigarettes should just about cover it.
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