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Couldn't stand the weather

The TV weatherman—whoops, I meant meteorologist—said tonight that modified air is going to move into the region.

Modified air. How will I be able to tell?

This is the same guy who, when forecasting lake-effect snow for Buffalo, said snow was likely because wind was going to blow from the southwest and pick up moisture from passing over "the Lake Erie complex."

This guy is worth watching nightly—not because of his forecasting prowess, but because you never know when he's going to say something imported from Guffaw-land.

Modified air. Whiskey tango foxtrot?


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Apr. 4th, 2013 01:11 pm (UTC)
I actually snorted at "imported from Guffaw-land." So many "journalists" seem to frequent that place.
Apr. 4th, 2013 10:20 pm (UTC)
I wonder if they actually pay attention to what they're saying.
Apr. 4th, 2013 11:15 pm (UTC)
George Carlin-(as Al Sleet, the Hippy Dippy Weatherman, 1966)
"Weather tonight: dark. Turning partly light by morning."

Apr. 5th, 2013 08:20 pm (UTC)
Re: George Carlin-(as Al Sleet, the Hippy Dippy Weatherman, 1966)
His forecast was never wrong.
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