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A message to a magazine

Dear Esquire:

I will renew my subscription when I can afford one of those $5,000 watches I saw advertised on the first page of your current edition.

Sincerely,

Johnny 99

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strwberryfizz
Jul. 20th, 2012 03:38 pm (UTC)
It's like the fashion pages in Cosmo: "Look great for Less!" Um, a $500 bracelet or $700 blazer isn't "less." It's actually my rent for about five months...
patrick_vecchio
Jul. 20th, 2012 10:21 pm (UTC)
I seem to recall hearing that women's clothing was, on average, more expensive than men's.

A $700 blazer? As my middle sister would say, "That's for people with more money than brains."
nodressrehersal
Jul. 20th, 2012 09:25 pm (UTC)
But they're depending on you to buy in...
patrick_vecchio
Jul. 20th, 2012 10:33 pm (UTC)
As if.
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