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Destin-e

Found this message in my inbox this morning:

Im a atractive blonde, eager to meet an interesting man for some virtual chatting by email or Skype, or dates in reality!

Don't loose time and come get registered FREE at: www.rus-flirt.ru


Too bad I'm married. But hey—all you single guys out there: Don't loose time!

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anthrojesus
May. 3rd, 2011 06:26 pm (UTC)
Im looking for a answer on how to loose my lonely.

Time to come get registered for dates in reality for FREE.

www.rus-flirt.ru I go for atractive blonde. kthxbai.
patrick_vecchio
May. 3rd, 2011 08:23 pm (UTC)
I'll be sure to pass your userpic along to her.
vivitalia
May. 3rd, 2011 11:32 pm (UTC)
Do have any idea how difficult it is right now not to make some leering joke about loosening your lonely? So, so hard.
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patrick_vecchio
May. 3rd, 2011 08:24 pm (UTC)
Alas, cruel fate.
cwmackowski
May. 3rd, 2011 09:38 pm (UTC)
Beware of loose women.
patrick_vecchio
May. 3rd, 2011 11:51 pm (UTC)
Where were they when I needed them?
lisabarnard
May. 5th, 2011 03:19 am (UTC)
Re: Destin-e
Clearly this person never took any of your classes.
-Lisa B.
patrick_vecchio
May. 5th, 2011 03:24 am (UTC)
Re: Destin-e
Hi, Lisa B! You probably won't be surprised if I tell you the next book up on my reading list is called Grammar Rants. Still trying to figure out better ways to teach that stuff.
(Anonymous)
May. 5th, 2011 02:15 pm (UTC)
"Cigareets & whiskey & wild, wild women
They'll drive you crazy
They'll drive you insane"

tvc
patrick_vecchio
May. 6th, 2011 12:50 pm (UTC)
That from a guy who told me once that he was never interested in music.
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