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Wish I'd said it

"Laughter is carbonated holiness." — Annie Lamont, quoted in the May/June issue of Writer's Digest, which I thought would be a good idea to subscribe to, but the fact that I'm just now getting to the May/June issue tells you what kind of an idea that turned out to be—or maybe that's being a bit unfair because maybe the writers who subscribe to Writer's Digest are different kinds of writers than I am, real writers, or wanna-be real writers, whereas I am an ink-stained wretch from the world of newspapers, summary lead, inverted pyramid, watch those adjectives and adverbs, kiddo, this ain't Writing with a capital W—it's a sentence assembly line, a paragraph factory, not creative writing—and really, it hasn't been that long since I stated on this blog that I've lost my writing mojo, as this stinking heap of vowels and consonants attests. So I'll serve that quotation up again:

"Laughter is carbonated holiness." — Annie Lamont.


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Dec. 2nd, 2010 02:14 am (UTC)

I find it interesting how, every time you say you've lost your mojo, your writing just keeps getting better. So keep it up, I suppose. I look forward to all your posts.

Dec. 2nd, 2010 02:48 am (UTC)
I know!
Dec. 2nd, 2010 02:18 pm (UTC)
what she said.
Dec. 3rd, 2010 01:21 am (UTC)
Thanks, Lizz.
Dec. 3rd, 2010 01:10 am (UTC)
Hey, did that guitar player get in touch with you yet?
Dec. 3rd, 2010 01:09 am (UTC)
Thank you, Danielle.
Dec. 2nd, 2010 02:47 am (UTC)
Kathy just ordered us subscriptions to WD and Poets & Writers, so we should be getting them at the office soon.

Great Lamont quote.
Dec. 3rd, 2010 01:12 am (UTC)
Damn! She told me we were going to subcribe to Punctuation Illustrated and Dangling Participles for Men.
Dec. 2nd, 2010 03:40 am (UTC)
....as this stinking heap of vowels and consonants attests...

*Sniff* I don't smell nothin' stinky. It takes some kinda mojo to write that paragraph-long sentence the way you did, all properly punctuated and perfectly readable and crystal clear to boot.
Dec. 3rd, 2010 01:12 am (UTC)
Thanks, Jamie. What's the weather like in your neighborhood?
Dec. 3rd, 2010 01:25 am (UTC)
We have maybe two, three inches at best... but we were supposed to work with a client in Alden today, and she cancelled on our behalf - two feet and counting. Tomorrow we're supposed to be in Lancaster, which is apparently in a state of emergency. My folks, ten minutes away, have more than a foot... crazy, crazy stuff. The thruway right where Dick gets off for work was closed.

How about you guys?
Dec. 3rd, 2010 01:43 am (UTC)
The problem here is water. On my drive home tonight, East State Street was closed at the tile plant; apparently, the water is over the road beyond that. If that's happened since we moved out here, I don't remember. The river is at its 10th-highest level ever, but I haven't been down to the dikes or anywhere near the river for some firsthand reporting.

I'm headed to Rochester tomorrow afternoon to have some service done on Sherry's car, but I think that trip will be well east of all the lake-effect snow.
Dec. 3rd, 2010 01:46 am (UTC)
Scott just texted me from Ithaca, and they have no snow - he said it was an uneventful trip, weather-wise, so hopefully your trip to Rochester will be similar.

Dick wants to know if Duke Miller can pick you guys up in his old ambulance and take a drive down to view the river, or head over to Warner's for a pie while the rest of the city is sandbagging...
Dec. 3rd, 2010 01:59 am (UTC)
Tell Dick I was down at the river today and the 56-inch muskellunge from Warner's Pizza went floating by, along with some tumbleweed, a day-old maple-iced doughnut, and a tray with the Beatles' on it.

"Oh, we got it. From a guy."

Dec. 3rd, 2010 02:08 am (UTC)
Even I know the next line... "Stucco planters, pillars and posts"

Dick just broke out in song: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's Pops Warner
Dec. 3rd, 2010 02:10 am (UTC)
Dick's memory is failing him. The lyric ends "... that's Pat Faulkner."
Dec. 3rd, 2010 02:11 am (UTC)
He's laughing too hard to tell me who that is...
Dec. 3rd, 2010 02:12 am (UTC)
Dick says you have to explain it to me in 20 words or less... and he's still laughing; so am I, and I have NO idea why!
Dec. 3rd, 2010 02:39 am (UTC)
Pat worked behind the counter in Warner's. Just picture Dick, me and Rosie singing that line, repeatedly, with increasing volume each time, inside Warner's Bakery at 2:30 in the morning. That says it all.

Sorry: I just couldn't do it in 20 words.

Maybe someday I'll write a book about the Bowery. Dick's "Mick Jagger in the fog" episode would be among the highlights.
Dec. 3rd, 2010 02:43 am (UTC)
He says it was foggy in more ways than one...

Dec. 3rd, 2010 02:49 am (UTC)
Ask him if he was there for Hank Stebick's "A little desert, boys?" episode.
Dec. 3rd, 2010 02:53 am (UTC)
No recollection of that, he says.
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