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The ham was the precurser to it all, evil ham of doom where none existed before. It spawns randomly in Thais and has lived in the bottom of the refrigerator. There's probably only six or seven pounds left to go. I suspect that my already varied diet is about to step up to "circus-like," just as soon as we have vanquished the chicken, a duck, and a turkey.

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sahlah
Jul. 22nd, 2010 04:12 am (UTC)
This one is terrifying. Her braids are too tight. Clearly it's not just the evil ham of doom at work - the parsley requires an intervention.
patrick_vecchio
Jul. 22nd, 2010 01:57 pm (UTC)
With a curly mustache and less hair, that girl would be a ringer for Salvador Dali.
thecriz5
Jul. 22nd, 2010 04:53 am (UTC)
At least she's drinking milk. No, wait, it looks like whole milk. Nevermind.
patrick_vecchio
Jul. 22nd, 2010 01:59 pm (UTC)
Check your LJ messages.
nodressrehersal
Jul. 23rd, 2010 03:25 am (UTC)
This is not my beautiful house...
Man, I check outta this joint for awhile and come back to the most unsettling photo in the history of the universe. What am I experiencing here? And what are those shiny red things?
patrick_vecchio
Jul. 23rd, 2010 01:25 pm (UTC)
Re: This is not my beautiful house...
Same as it ever was.
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