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Dear Mr. Trump,

Thank you for releasing your doctor's report on your health yesterday. It was reassuring to hear him say your stamina is "extraordinary" and that you will be "the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency."

I hope you're planning to release another report—this one about the health of your brain. That's the part of your body I'm worried about.

Sincerely,

felixwas

ps: At tonight's debate, maybe you could say Ted Cruz should get a similar medical checkup. I'm worried about his heart—or rather, I'm worried if he has a heart.

Frank Zappa's theory of the universe: “Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe."

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e_d_young
Dec. 15th, 2015 02:32 pm (UTC)
Trump might be a narcissist but Cruz is the one who gives me the creeps. I noticed a while ago, before his presidential run, that he seemed like a successful psychopath.
patrick_vecchio
Dec. 15th, 2015 11:29 pm (UTC)
Cruz is the new Nixon, but meaner.
anita_margarita
Dec. 16th, 2015 03:50 am (UTC)
The good thing about Cruz and Carson is that they make Trump seem like a reasonable person in comparison.
patrick_vecchio
Dec. 16th, 2015 01:48 pm (UTC)
I don't see anything about Carson that makes him a candidate for president. Cruz is the new Nixon.

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