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When I'm mowing the lawn and the humidity and temperature are both oppressive, this is what I think of to help me rally: beer with a touch of lemonade in it. If there's a front porch in heaven, this is what the people sitting on the porch are drinking.

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anita_margarita
Aug. 8th, 2013 06:08 am (UTC)
A shandygaff?
patrick_vecchio
Aug. 8th, 2013 01:43 pm (UTC)
The comic book question mark in a cloud is hovering over my head.
minnesattva
Aug. 8th, 2013 08:10 am (UTC)
I've only had shandy here, where "lemonade" is something different and awful. :) I might try it when I'm back if I see any.
patrick_vecchio
Aug. 8th, 2013 01:42 pm (UTC)
It's brewed in Wisconsin, if that makes any difference to a native of Minnesota.
minnesattva
Aug. 8th, 2013 03:48 pm (UTC)
Yeah I've had Leinenkugel's quite a bit; they made some decent stuff (which is high praise from me, I'm so picky with my beer :) ).
nodressrehersal
Aug. 9th, 2013 01:32 am (UTC)
Hubby and sons are fans as well - I'll have to give it a try.
patrick_vecchio
Aug. 9th, 2013 02:17 am (UTC)
Sherry didn't turn up her nose and say "ewww!" when she took a sip. That's got to count for something.
nodressrehersal
Aug. 9th, 2013 01:15 pm (UTC)
Oh, it counts for a LOT. At least in my book, it does. Although she has shown a serious lapse in judgement when it comes to Amaretto...
patrick_vecchio
Aug. 9th, 2013 06:29 pm (UTC)
Sherry is never going to live that down. And neither are you.
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