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If the Six received this transmission tonight. It's worth reading to the very end:

Four Different Exceptional Tricks For February 25, 2013, Paris France; February 27, 2013, London, UK. Three cities, three inimitable screen their normal buildings Erection: apartment in a 19th-century construction overlay the commons; a well-born sway upon is located on the left bank of the Seine, and a in seal townhouse in Soho. This is the Prada (Prada) determine to uncover Bon-bons "Eau murder story laying where this up to season Prada's Sweets redolence is intermittently in all the happy Prada stores, exact stores and bouquet shops displaying and selling Sweets L" Eau is theperfume late-model, commonsensical and cloudless species, and adhering to all the select features of the unnatural fish perfume.

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sahlah
Apr. 20th, 2013 11:27 am (UTC)
Unnatural fish perfume returns this:


patrick_vecchio
Apr. 20th, 2013 03:54 pm (UTC)
Re: Unnatural fish perfume returns this:
I'm amazed at the photo, but I'm even more amazed that you knew those products existed.
sahlah
Apr. 20th, 2013 05:46 pm (UTC)
Re: Unnatural fish perfume returns this:
I didn't - but you got me doing google image searches on obscure word combinations. You just never know what you find. :) Catfish scent - hard to beat that, especially with anita_margarita's raspberry marshmallows.
patrick_vecchio
Apr. 20th, 2013 10:36 pm (UTC)
Re: Unnatural fish perfume returns this:
That's how you write flarf: do a Google search on obscure word combinations, copy the first two result lines, and then write a poem using the material from the results lines. It's a lot of fun if you avoid taking it seriously.
anita_margarita
Apr. 20th, 2013 05:33 pm (UTC)
You must not be familiar with the delightful online catalog for Gourmeton, then.

Example:

S'more Kit with Razzle Dazzle Raspberry Marshmallows (Laura's Candy Inc.)

Laura's Candy Inc.

FREE try of unitary of our other yummy products with each dictate!
Handmade, wholly instinctive raspberry marshmallows - our c. h. best vendor!

Includes a 3.5 oz. semi-sweet Valrhona burnt umber exclude.

Enough to do 4 big, twofold marshmallow s'mores.

Gift wrapper uncommitted with loose handwritten scorecard!

For those who ar inclined to use up s'mores to some other unwavering. What could be best than of the cooking art s'mores! Our hand-crafted, theme song billy graham crackers packaged with our refined feeder Razzle Dazzle Raspberry Marshmallows, and a 3.5 oz. semi-sweet Valrhona burnt umber debar. The hone ingredients to do yummy s'mores! All of our products ar made with aggregate instinctive, insurance premium ingredients. The raspberry marshmallows ar made with existent raspberries to apply them a more than instinctive flavour, non simply a henry sweet confectionary flavour.

nodressrehersal
Apr. 20th, 2013 10:34 pm (UTC)
What the... what IS that place? Every description I read was more bizarre than the previous one!
patrick_vecchio
Apr. 20th, 2013 10:43 pm (UTC)
We'll tell you when we think we can trust you with existent raspberries.
patrick_vecchio
Apr. 20th, 2013 10:39 pm (UTC)
Semi-sweet Valrhona burnt umber exclude is often in the baskets of ingredients on Chopped. In fact, last week, the chefs had to use the umber exclude, the billy graham crackers, aggregate instinctive and a loose handwritten scorecard to make dessert.
nodressrehersal
Apr. 20th, 2013 10:46 pm (UTC)
Rats. I must've missed that episode.
nodressrehersal
Apr. 20th, 2013 06:43 pm (UTC)
Did you receive it electronically, or, um...through your dental fillings?
patrick_vecchio
Apr. 20th, 2013 10:31 pm (UTC)
I pulled my tinfoil hat down over my ears.
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